Take the hippie quiz and discover your hippie quotient. Your hip Q?
For each inch your hair reaches past your shoulders - give yourself 2 pts.
If you are male, multiply that score by 2.
For males - if you have gotten flack for having long hair - add 2 pts.
Females - if you have gotten flack for wearing no makeup - add 2 pts
If you are over the age of 40 and still have not cut your hair - add 10 pts.
If you have a brownie recipie that includes ingredients
you can not get at the local A&P - add 5 pts.
Add 2 points if your dwelling is decorated with any of
beads hanging from the door, a lava lamp, fillmore posters.
If you have a bean bag chair in your "groovy pad" - add 2 pts.
If the bean bag chair is the only piece of furniture you have - add 5 pts.
If your dwelling has all of the above - add 10 pts.
If your home is decorated with homemade art - add 10 pts.
If you do pottery - add 2 pts.
If you know how to do macrame - add 2 pts.
If you know how to do the macarena - subtract 2 pts.
If you were at Woodstock - add 10 pts.
If you think you may have been at Woodstock,
but aren't entirely sure - add 15 pts.
Who is your favorite Beatle?
Add 2 pts for each state line you've crossed on your longest
to see a 60s era musical artist or band in concert.
If you have traveled to another country to see such a band or artist - add 10 pts
If you were affected personally by Jerry Garcia's death - add 5 pts.
If you know what bag you're in - add 2 pts
If you own an incense burner - add 2 pts.
If you own, or have owned a VW bus - add 5pts.
Add an additional 5pts. if the bus is painted multiple colors
If you play the sitar - add 2 pts.
If you have written a song protesting war, bucking the
or containing a reference to illegal drugs - add 5 pts
If you have written songs about all three - add 10 pts.
If you were actually alive in the 1960s - add 3 pts
If you really, really wish you had been alive in the 1960s - add 1 pt
If you believe that "All You Need is Love" - add 5 pts.
Subtract 10 pts if you add the phrase "and a good medical plan"
If the word "trip" does not make you think of a vacation - add 2 pts.
If the word "man," peppers your conversations - add 2 pts.
If you've used the word "groovy" or the phrase
"Can you dig it?" with a straight face - add 5 pts.
If you have used both in the same sentence - add another 5 pts
If you've taken part in a peace march -add 2 pts
If you've started a petition - add 2 pts
If you've taken part in a sit-in - add 2 pts
If you have done all three - add 5 pts
If you've ever received junk mail addressed to "dear radical" - add 5 pts
If you think "social action" is a frat party on a saturday night - subtract 10 pts
If your children have names like Windsong, Freedom or
Peace Love Understanding Smith - add 10 pts
If you wish your parents hand named you Peace Love Understanding Smith - add 5 pts
If you say "thank you" when someone calls you a hippy - add 2 pts.
If you say "Groovy man, like, you think I'm a hippy? Far out, can you dig that?" - add 10 pts.
If you wear Birkenstocks - add 2 pts
If you make your own sandals - add 10 pts
If you have a bumper sticker reading "save the whales",
or has dancing bears on it - add 2 pts
If such bumper stickers are holding your car together - add 5 pts
If you're a vegetarian - add 5 pts
If the only reason you call yourself a "vegetarian" is
that you stopped
eating Big Macs - subtract 10 pts
If you smell like patchouli - add 2 pts
If you have sold any hand-made item in the parking lot of a concert - add 2 pts
If you think money is the root of all evil - add 2 pts
If you add the phrase "and may the devil smite me with it" - subtract 5 pts
If you think Jim Morrison's poetry is profound - add 2 pts
If you think John Lennon's drawings are art - add 2 pts
If you like Bob Dylan's singing voice - add 5 pts
If you've never heard of Jim Morrison, John Lennon or Bob Dylan - subtract 10 pts
If you have a necklace with either wooden beads, seeds,
a peace or
yin yang symbol - add 2 pts
If you have all of the above - add 5 pts
If you used to have all of the above but you gave them
away or traded
them for concert tickets - add 15 pts
If your computer screen name or password is related to a 60s musical performer - add 2 pts
If the only CDs or records in your collection that were
recorded after 1980 were
recorded by artists who were most famous in the 60s or 70s - add 5 pts
If you've been to San Francisco - add 1 pt
If you wore flowers in your hair - add 2 pts
If you've lived in a commune - add 10pts
If you quit the commune because you were tired of being
one to do all the work - subtract 5 pts
If you own a tie dyed article of clothing - add 2 pts
If you did not dye it yourself - subtract 1 pt
If you own any clothing items made of hemp - add 2 pts.
If you have practiced Transcendental Meditation, have
seriously studied Eastern religion,
or been a Jesus freak - add 5 pts
If you have done all of the above - add 5 pts
If you have had a chemically induced spiritual experience - add 5 pts
If you voted for Ronald Reagan - subtract 200 pts
If you got this far and realized you haven't been keeping score - add 1 pt.
Anything under 10 - You are the establishment.
11-79 - You've got some hippie in you, hang out a while.
80-100 - Yes, my friend, you're a hippie. Isn't it far out?
100 and above - Wow man, now I don't want to put any labels
on you, but you're
absolutely a hippie.